Real Humans
Real Content

We write the reports, case studies, and sales enablement docs that buyers freaking love and download.
Storytelling by humans, for humans.

Real humans. Real Content.

Let's face it, ChatGPT writes content that is mundane, flat, and boring.

We can create hundreds of posts based on a blog, and the wonderful part about those posts is the short content is in your voice, because each post is either a direct quote or a paraphrase of what you said.

Our writers use AI for research and for editing. The research part of our work has vastly increased the writers' efficiency, and AI editing has now allowed our writers to focus on creating content rather than going back to edit. AI editing has also allowed our editors to free up their time.

Search behavior is changing. Does AI know you exist?
AI SEARCH AUDIT

Search behavior is changing. Does AI know you exist?

The rate of people using LLMs for searching is increasing exponentially, and that increase is seen in Google's recent earnings call. You need to be seen by users in LLMs now, not later.

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See the flywheel in action

The Content Flywheel

One monthly interview turns into articles galore, social posts, and a newsletter.

We created this so founders, marketing leaders, and business teams who need flipping great content finally get what they deserve. We run your marketing so you can run everything else.

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The Running Event 2026

Brent and Isaac will be at The Running Event, December 1 - 3

Talk Commerce will be at The Running Event in San Antonio. Brent Peterson and Isaac Morey will record interviews with running industry brands.

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Content That Is The Shit
Not Content That Is Shit

We build a green field of content that works harder than a Jack Russell looking for dinner.
All written by humans, not dogs or AI.

Thought Leadership

Reports, original research, and case studies. We interview the stakeholders on the teams that matter and create content your customers will listen to.

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Blog & LinkedIn Articles

Articles for your blog and for LinkedIn, written by our writers in your voice.

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SEO

SEO is alive and well, and your site needs the attention. We help you build and maintain your website to SEO best practices.

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AEO

You've seen the bland line "in the ever-changing world of AI search." That ever-changing world is here, and you need to be aware of it. We help you get there and create content that search engines will pick up.

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HEO

Human Engagement Optimization. Buyers find you in Google, in a direct question to an AI tool, and in an AI recommendation. HEO is the layer on top of all three, the person who reads the answer and decides whether to call you.

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Social Media Content

Our crack team of super writers makes your posts sound like your brand. We write them from the long-form content you already approved, and we publish them for you.

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3-Day Event =
3 Months of Marketing

Hey! You're at your event and hoping to leave with something you can use. Leads, closed deals, and hopefully not a hangover. We hand you a complete set of marketing assets you can use for the next year.

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Email Marketing

Emails are easy. Consistent emails, week over week or month over month, are difficult. We make sure that happens. Our writers write your emails, publish them, and measure the results.

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SMS Marketing

SMS is as alive as email, and it's a great way to connect with your trusted customers. We help you build and set up your SMS campaigns.

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Trusted by Growing Brands

We work with commerce and B2B companies who take content seriously.

BigCommerce

Power modern buying experiences across brands, regions, and channels — all from a single, scalable foundation.

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ButterCMS

ButterCMS is a headless CMS trusted by SaaS, eCommerce, and enterprise teams. Fast integration, flexible APIs, and no-hassle content management.

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Contentful

Contentful is a leading composable content platform that replaces traditional CMS limitations with a flexible, API-first architecture.

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Astro

Astro builds fast content sites, powerful web applications, dynamic server APIs, and everything in-between.

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Adobe

Adobe Experience Manager (AEM) is a comprehensive content management solution for building websites, mobile apps, and forms. It combines digital asset management with powerful content management to deliver personalized, content-led experiences across every channel.

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HubSpot

Founded in Boston in 2006 as marketing software, today HubSpot is a complete customer platform that helps millions of businesses grow around the world.

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Hyva

Explore Hyvä Commerce, Hyvä Theme, Hyvä Checkout, Hyvä UI, and Hyvä Enterprise for fast, flexible, and powerful eCommerce stores.

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Run Free Project

The Run Specialty Commerce Platform. Bring your ideas to life with the tools you need to start selling online, in app, and everywhere in between.

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Evrig Solutions

Evrig builds and grows Adobe Commerce and Magento stores with a certified team led by a 2X Magento Master. Adobe Silver Partner and Hyva Gold Partner.

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AraGrow

Part-time senior technology leadership for growing businesses. IT consulting, AI automation, and system modernization from Minnesota, serving the US.

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Shopify

Build or grow your business fast with AI. Get more than ecommerce software with tools to manage every part of your business.

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WooCommerce

WooCommerce is the open-source ecommerce platform that helps merchants and developers build successful businesses for the long term.

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How It Works

From first call to first draft in 1 week.

We start with a call to learn how you talk about your business and who buys from you.

We look at your Google Analytics and Google Search Console to see what already works, and we pick topics from there.

We meet with you every other week.

A writer drafts each piece, and an editor reads it before you see it.

You approve it, and it goes live on the schedule we set together.

What Our Clients Say

Real People, Real Results

After implementing Content Cucumber’s AI search audit, I got my first-ever cold inquiry within a month. This never happens. The prospect told me they found me through ChatGPT search.

Eric Martinez Founder & Creative Director Ambidextrous Studio

Here at Shopware we lean heavily on Content Cucumber to help us with the creation of our case studies. You always know how to capture the unique perspective of the merchant, and power of both Shopware and our ecosystem.

Jason Nyhus General Manager US Shopware

Tremendous help balancing the speed and efficiency of AI-supported content with real, valuable industry knowledge.

Frank Thompson VP of Digital Account Management THE TEAM (formerly Wasserman)

People started mentioning my email newsletter in the office after the first send!

Wade Folske Owner PC Stretch

I have three to four 800 word articles done by them each month and a handful of social media content written too. The writer I am assigned to does a great job and takes direction well.

Verified C. Reddit

Very Nice! We love your writing style.

John D. MedShift

Why Choose Content Cucumber?

See how we compare to other content solutions.

Human Writing Team

Experienced human writers who learn your brand voice, meet with you IRL, and write ROCK STAR content on your behalf.

Proprietary AI Tools

Our in-house technology handles research, SEO optimization, and LLM discovery so our writers focus on what they do best: creating content that ranks and converts.

Commerce Specialization

30+ years in commerce, 500+ podcast episodes, and platform expertise across Shopify, Magento, BigCommerce, and more.

Our Guarantee

From first meeting to publishing, every piece goes through our four-step process: plan, create, optimize, refine. Try us for 14 days, risk-free.

Content Strategy Included

Every new customer starts with a plan backed by your IRL data. We identify what your audience is searching for and build a content plan that drives traffic, leads, and revenue.

Sales Up 37% at Chalet Market

Chalet Market, a family-owned specialty food store in Montana, grew revenue 37% and orders 62% while its search impressions fell 19%. We write their content every week.

Feature Content Cucumber Freelancers AI Content Tools In-House Hire
Human-written content
SEO + LLM optimization Partial
Commerce expertise Varies Varies
Scales on demand
Consistent brand voice Varies
Content strategy included Varies
No hiring or management overhead
14-day money-back guarantee

Try Content Cucumber risk-free for 14 days. If you're not happy with the quality, get your money back. No questions asked.

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NEW REPORT · CREATED WITH SHOPWARE

B2B Commerce Trends
& Opportunities

We interviewed seven firms first-hand, then wrote and edited every finding by human hand. Original research on the new era of B2B commerce complexity.

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From the Blog

Read our thoughts on content marketing, search discovery, commerce, research, and more.

What is Content Cucumber?

What we do
Real humans write your content. Our writers use AI as a research and ideation tool, but every human is in the driver's seat. We help commerce, B2B, and enterprise brands publish consistent, on-brand work. Weekly retainers, one-off projects, and enterprise long-form work.
Best for
Commerce stores, B2B SaaS, and HubSpot users. Enterprise teams, professional services, higher education, healthcare, and municipalities that need long-form content such as case studies, white papers, research papers, and comparison content. Any industry where human-written content matters.
Not for
Anyone who wants unregulated, unedited AI slop.
Where
Remote-first. Incorporated in Minnesota. Teams across Kona, Minneapolis, and Chicago. Serving brands worldwide.
Proof
A deep bench of human writers. 1000s of brands served. 30+ years in commerce. HubSpot Solutions Partner.
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